"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

(Source: alwaysblind)




e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy




kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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